Who done it?

[ummmm]

Who came into my house last night while I was sleeping and messed it up??

Come on...admit it....

[sara3]

I'll send the cleaning fairies...

[bigmamma]

Hello ummmm , not the trash fairies , poor lass , it's a good job Sara has the tidy fairies to send you xxx

[sara3]

.. only because they haven't finished here.. they never finish the job!!!

[pericat]

It's a serial messer we're dealing with here - mines the same - it's a bl00dy disgrace I tell you !

[ummmm]

Dog + Cat + little child + my 2 boys and ginger = disaster

[bigmamma]

Gosh ummmm , your place doesn't have a chance , bless

[ummmm]

I don't want to clean it up :-(

Needs must though....

[Naomicorlett]

I can send OH round ....he seems to have developed OCD and is vacumn cleaning the loft before putting new insulation down. The house is over 100 years old and has lath and plaster ceilings ...he has been in loft for 4 days so far and is not even half done !! I refuse to join in and am really ticked off with him. I want a warm house and am not bothered about a dustless loft. Please do not decline this offer I can have him packed up on on his way to you before you can say Boo.

[bigmamma]

My domestic is here at 11am today ummmm , I could always send her round if you want xx

[ummmm]

Send them both....yay...I'll go back to bed :-)

[Naomicorlett]

Err! Excuse me but I would prefer that you were NOT waiting in your bed for my OH to arrive !! One has to have certain rules when sending ones OH out to other laydees.