To go or not to go

[stewey]

Well now, I really wasn't planning on going to the pub this afternoon; however, the opticians just called and said that my new pair of glasses is ready. Now guess where the optician is located? Right...........a mere few yards from the pub! So I'll have to go there and lift a few glasses wearing my new glasses won't I?..............................Thanks; I knew you'd agree with me. Cheers.

[stewey]

Sir, do I know you?

[stewey]

Sir, you are shedding clues like a terminal case of dandruff.

[stewey]

So I've noticed:)

[snags]

You still here? That beer won't drink itself ya know...

[stewey]

Don't like to get there before 4 o'clock, snags: I'm a creature of habit.

[Panic Button]

No Stewey, you know what will happen.

You'll get rat arsed again, fall over and break your new glasses.

[Seadragon]

That's funny Panic Button - Then he would have to stay over all night till the optician's open in the morning so he can get a new pair of glasses for the way home! Ahhh

[Panic Button]

I was too late. He's on his first pint now.

I take it 9pm is 4pm in his part of Canada

[devilspawn]

should have gone to Specsavers! :-)