I would like to be the person who gets to dress and style the contestants and judges - the first thing I would do is lower Cheryl Cole's hemline (why does she insist on looking like she has escaped from 'Riverdance') - attack Simon with hair styling products - Make Danni look more like Kylie - Louis (well just put him on the next Ryan Air flight back to Ireland).
I would let the contestants pick their own clothes and not let them near Primark - Sorted
she's one of our own Tony, belongs over the river from me!
I've just had a lovely bowl of my home made broth with a crusty roll and lashings of pepper, I am going to wash it down with a lem-sip now""