Mother-in-Law..

[john1066]

Visited mother-in-law in hospital today..She tried to put on some lipstick but it shot back into the tube before she could manage to use it.. Why do you think that was?

[john1066]

I went home one day and she was sitting in my favourite chair...How scary was that ?

[carrot99]

no wonder Anne Robinson didn't bother you at the Weakest Link audition!

[donegal]

If you got money in the bank,
Don't let your woman draw it out,
Cause she'll take all your money...and,
Then she'll kick you out.

I once had money and a fast Cadillac car,
But I made one big mistake, let my baby know where they are,
And she took all my possessions...and,
Then she threw me out.

Now young men, heed my advice,
I'll tell you once, I may not tell you twice,
Keep an eye on your old lady anytime that she goes steppin' out.

There's only one woman that I hate more,
You know who that is, why that's my mother-in-law,
My baby's pretty fast but her mother's even faster on the draw.

My baby, my little baby I believe she's gonna jump'n shout,
And I walk down to the bank,
And I draw all of my money out.

Well you got money in the bank,
Don't let your woman draw it out,
Cause she'll take all your money...and,
Then she'll throw you out.


Rory gallagher rock god

[carrot99]

I liked him too.

[steg]

i love Rory too, i couldn't listen to music for weeks when he died

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