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marval | 12:08 Mon 11th Jan 2010 | Jokes
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A very sad event occurred last night: the Energizer Bunny, after going and going for so long has unfortunately passed away.

The official medical report states that Mr. Bunny died from a Heart Attack brought on by sexual over stimulation.

It seems that someone had put his batteries in backwards and he kept coming...and coming...and coming...
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I notice your "jokes" are now so dire that no one can even be bothered to post replies to them anymore. Time you gave up mate.
11:15 Tue 12th Jan 2010
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Whoa, thats a bit rough avatar, Marvals jokes are always funny and welcome!

Lol marval!
11:20 Tue 12th Jan 2010
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Thank you The-saint
16:38 Tue 12th Jan 2010
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Don't listen to Avatar. His movie was rubbish!
10:13 Wed 13th Jan 2010

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