An elderly couple is eating at a Burger King restaurant. Sitting next to them is a truck driver who observes that their apparel is somewhat threadbare and the couple is sharing a single meal. The trucker is concerned that the couple may be short of funds and offers to purchase a second meal for the wife. The husband responds "Thank you, but we share everything." The trucker continues to observe the couple and notices that the wife is sitting with 1/2 of a burger, and 1/2 an order of fries in front of her, but she hasn't eaten a bite. Again, the trucker says to the wife "I will be happy to purchase a second meal for you." The husband responds "She'll eat. We share everything." The trucker remains concerned and says to the wife "Why aren't you eating?" The wife responds "I'm waiting for the teeth."
grrrrrrr i would say my so called mates have laughed enough esp when the sun had run a feature on snow white and and came back in after lunch to find my desk decorated!