Susan Boyle scares intruder.

[anotheoldgit]

http://www.guardian.c.../susan-boyle-burglary

Poor lad he must have been scared out of his boots.

Only one way for him to go, and that is to sue for the shock and trauma..

[sara3]

naomi, it would seem that you are 24.. and I am 3 :o)

[naomi24]

That'll do for me. ;o)

[shaneystar2]

Fair to middling Naomi .Hope you're Ok too .I got 99 and a half last Rainbow btw ..bah ...:)
How did you do ?

[julia-mag]

coul we have a poll to find out the ages of all the witty and not so witty souls who post on this site? I will seek diplomatic immunity to start with...............

[sara3]

I'm 3 ;o)

[naomi24]

Yes, thanks, I'm good. 99 and a half for me too. Isn't it infuriating?!!! Looking forward to the next one though. :o)

As for your suggestion of a poll, Julia, I never lie - but on this occasion I might score a first.

[jackthehat]

It's nothing to do with age, julia.............
It's to do with hypocrisy, double-standards and sheer weight of postings espousing 'standards' and bemoaning the way 'youngsters' behave on this site and off.

I'm sure that you do not need diplomatic immunity..........What should women 'of a certain age' have to fear ?

Hence, my bridling at the insensitivity of the OP.................

[naomi24]

^^ Quite right!

[jackthehat]

Is that one of your recurring fantasies, noknow...............?

[jackthehat]

Read the news.....seems like she's just had one ! :o)

[anotheoldgit]

jackthehat

/// (I have already typed out what I believe will be your response onto a Notepad document and will happily post it here on receipt of your actual reply).///

And of course edited accordingly.

The trouble some will go to is beyond belief.

It is common knowledge that the Left have no sense of humour, in fact they would make it illegal to laugh given half the chance. Just pan down these answers, they are pathetically childish.

Saw Susan Boyle on TV and even she had a laugh about it, saying she didn't know who scared the hell out of who.

Get a life some of you out there.

[Quinlad]

"It is common knowledge that the Left have no sense of humour".

Do you want to write out a list of successful comedians who are known to be right wing?

[anotheoldgit]

Quinlad

Most have been put out of a job, due to the Lefts political correctness.

[jackthehat]

aog - My ghast is flabbered that you think crowbarring a reference to 'political bias' into your answer somehow absolves you from the pretty unkind sentiment of your original post.

Susan Boyle may have had the grace to laugh off the burglary but your comments on her physical appearance are as unwarranted as they are unkind.........

However, doubtless my response will be met with more harumphing and self-justification............