What's the worst chat-up line?

[McMouse]

At a club. "For a fat lass you don't sweat much"

[dizmouk2009]

"Get your coat, you've pulled" to a las that clearly wouldn't be wearing a coat because she'd rather walk around wearing a skinny skirt and a top that consists of no more than that of a box of dental floss, in winter.

[McMouse]

Your eyes are like spanners - every time you look at me my nuts tighten.

[dizmouk2009]

I like that one McM I'm going to test that out next time I go out on the pull.

[mrmoonshine]

Lol, check these out!

http://www.shinyshack.com/blog.php?bid=37

I like "
Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?"

[dizmouk2009]

One of my dogs is called Pogo ;)

[mrmoonshine]

Is he crossed with a kangeroo dizmo?

[dizmouk2009]

No 'she's' crossed with a jackrussel and a terrier.. She's called pogo because she jumps up and down on the spot - annoying little bugger.

[mrmoonshine]

Sounds lovely, i also have a little female dog that jumps up and down whenever i come in late, i call her the missus.

[McMouse]

“Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”

[mrmoonshine]

Lol, mcmouse that implys that she looks homeless!

[Stephen_G]

From my mate Anth:

Do you fcuk? No, Well fcuk off then!!!

[Answerprancer]

I like this chat up line/response:
Q "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
A "Unfertilised"

[mrs_overall]

This was from a visiting rugby player from Edinburgh

Q1 Do you have any Scots in you?

Q2 Would you like some?

[Hugh Jass]

'The names Bond'
What James Bond?
'No Uni-Bond, I'm here to fill your crack'

[Hugh Jass]

Just cause I got a huge elbow dont mean I sweat