I bet that

[Panic Button]

the editor has got more than the average number of legs

[Answerprancer]

You mean.....he's, an ...ALIEN ?!! dun, dun DUUUUUN !

[Panic Button]

Do you want to take the bet then?

[craft1948]

don't be stupid..........legs is banned.

[Answerprancer]

I wonder if Jake The Peg has two sets of genitals, three buttocks and two ani.

[Panic Button]

Shouldn't that be anii

[craft1948]

I do hope this question doesn't keep you awake at night prancer.....

[Answerprancer]

Probably not, though I am 'on the wagon' and therefore a) slightly bored and b) slightly insomnic

[zzxxee]

what false ones??

[Panic Button]

No Knowledge asked a very pertinent question

[joggerjayne]

You mean The Ed ...

... comes from Norfolk ?

[craft1948]

I'll go for less....he does drive on the M40.....

[Panic Button]

No one has more than two legs, so the average number is slightly less than two.

[joggerjayne]

Good point, well made, Panic.

[Panic Button]

Sorry JJ, I'm encouraging gambling here, aren't I?