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The Time Machine
Barak Obama and Gordon Brown are shown a time machine that can see 100 years into the future. They both decide to test it by asking a question each. Barak goes first.
"What will the USA be like in 100 years time"
The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out
"The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existent, there is no conflict. The economy is healthy. There are no worries"
Gordon thinks "Its not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of that" so he asks
"What will Great Britain be like in 100 years time?"
The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout. But he's just staring at it.
"Come on Gordon" says Barak, "What does it say"
Gordon replies, "F*cked if I know! It's all in Arabic!"
"What will the USA be like in 100 years time"
The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out
"The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existent, there is no conflict. The economy is healthy. There are no worries"
Gordon thinks "Its not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of that" so he asks
"What will Great Britain be like in 100 years time?"
The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout. But he's just staring at it.
"Come on Gordon" says Barak, "What does it say"
Gordon replies, "F*cked if I know! It's all in Arabic!"
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