Put the kettle on someone

[RJUKL]

This is boring today!

[craft1948]

Well the footie starts in 10 minutes.........

[NoMercy]

I'm just dunking a custard cream in my coffee.

[RJUKL]

I thought you were a lady Craft, Don't say you are a footy fan.

[craft1948]

I am a lady footie fan although this may be disputed as I support Man Utd.

[Sachs]

I'm having a lager after starting the roast off.

[RJUKL]

I have NEVER dunked a biscuit and can't understand why anyone would want to do this. The crunchier the better and if they have gone soft I would not want one. A soggy biscuit is unimaginable except to give to a baby with no teeth (or a very old toothless person).

[snags]

I like dunking yorky puds in gravy...

[NoMercy]

If you say so.

[RJUKL]

Ugh! I hate soggy yorkshire puddings.

[snags]

Stick a stuffing ball in the middle of the pud before dunking too... I know I am a pleb...

[craft1948]

well that's a bloody great start....where's the gin bottle......