One for Wednesday

[McMouse]

Moshe Goldberg dies and his widow calls the local paper to insert an obituary notice, and they tell her it will be £5 per word.

Being frugal she says just insert "Goldberg dead"

The assistant informs her there is a minimum of 5 words and the total cost will be £25.

Not to waste money, she says please amend it to read "Goldberg dead, car for sale"

[carrust]

4/10...I'm feeling generous:-)