Night Out

[askyourgran]

Two women decide to go into town for a night out, they end up getting drunk and missing the last bus home. So they decided to walk. They were nearly home when one said to the other, "I'll have to stop somewhere I need a wee", the other one said "We'll cut through the churchyard I could do with a wee myself". When they reach the churchyard it is pitch black, one of them falls over and ladders her tights, the other one loses her shoe and can't find her knickers. Eventually they arrive home.
The next day the lady's husbands meet in the pub at lunchtime. "I don't know how your wife feels this morning, but last night when my wife came home she was in a mess her coat was dirty and her tights were laddered." The other one said "You should worry, mine has lost a shoe, and hadn't any knickers on, and she had a card stuck in the back of her skirt saying "From all the lads at the fire station, we will never forget you."

[keithlbw]

askyourgran..........Ask your gran - she will tell you how old this gag is.

[askyourgran]

I've only just heard that. Guess I need a younger joker.

[scakebread]

It may be old... But I don't get it!

[scakebread]

With further thought, I DO get it... Was it worth it?

[Justincider]

How appropriate you tell this joke at Easter, as, I believe, Jesus made this up after he was resurrected.