Tamborine
It doesn't matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
Seriously though what we need for our votes to count is proportional representation. Historically, British Governments have rarely had the backing of the majority of the electorate, 1931 was the last time one party got more than 50% of the votes. For example in 1997 Labour got 43% of the total votes and 63% of MPs, and in 2005 they got 35% of the total votes and 55% of MPs. How on earth can that be democratic?