When someone says to you .....

[pericat]

How big exactly is 12 ft x 14 ft - how do you answer ?

[ummmm]

Impressive :-)

[Bbbananas]

big for a greenhouse, small for a proper house.

[caslass]

168 square feet.

[mccfluff]

you can guess my answer....

[bigfoot3000]

I explain its the same size as my new flat screen tv, snooker table or jacuzzi and then everyone understands immediately.

[pericat]

all together bigfoot ?

[pericat]

I am having a day of reasonably brain dead and stupid people on the phone - I need fluffy to visit and deal with it - oh and bring more yum yums

[mccfluff]

i don;t think anyone whould phone again if you let me answer....

but i can do the yum yums, i feel a visit to M&s on the way home is in order

[pericat]

I also feel like pineapple but according to another thread I may not be able to have some :-((

[bigfoot3000]

Mmm Pie"n'Apple

[Bbbananas]

the silly mare means a grapefruit.
Can you grow them in a greenhouse?

[factor-fiction]

You feel like a pineapple? What does that feel like pericat?

[Bbbananas]

prickly until peeled, then juicy.

[pericat]

sort of prickly and yellowy factor - definitely infectious

[mccfluff]

she's round and spikey factor...

[mccfluff]

lol

[pericat]

you do have an art salla !

[Bbbananas]

I also have a (f)art brewing.... will that be as colourful do you think?

[pericat]

behave or I'll set my cat on you mwhahahahah

[Bbbananas]

Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
That is one scary thought - I've only just disposed of the last one who stared at me like that one ;-)