BJ joke

[joggerjayne]

A man dies.

The wife takes his ashes home and tips them on the patio table.

She says...

Remember the fur coat you never gave me? I bought it with the life insurance?

Remember the sports car you never gave me? I bought that too.

Remember the emerald necklace you never gave me? I bought that as well.

And do you remember the *** I never gave you? Well ... here it comes !!

[joggerjayne]

Oh, f f s ...

And do you remember the bl0w j0b I never gave you? Well ... here it comes !!

[NoMercy]

She thought a lot of her husband then....

[joggerjayne]

Well ... it's a joke, you see, HB.

[NoMercy]

Yeah.... that's why I made a joke about it, Seagull... ;-)

[karenmac60]

Not really connected, but I was sitting in the park a couple of years ago, reading the paper while waiting for my daughter and I noticed a guy walking back and forth in front of me. I ignored him till I was aware of dust blowing onto me and my paper - when I looked up he was scattering someone's ashes and they were all blowing onto me!

[factorfiction]

Ah, I assumed it was a three letter word that had be filtered out. That's your second joke tonight about Blοw Jοbs, JJ. I'm new on here but I'm getting a good feel for some of the regulars.