Snart

[joggerjayne]

It's when you sneeze so hard, and unexpectedly, that you fart.

A snart.

Next time it happens ... remember !

[zzxxee]

whats wrong with croydon ??/

[sara3]

thank you, yogi ;o) x

[boxtops]

Is this related (now I am going to lower the tone) to the unpleasant situation that when ladies vomit really badly, they wee..... a vwee?

[joggerjayne]

Errm ... err ... so, err ... do you live in Croydon, zzxxee ?

=0/

[ttfn]

boxy - how do you wee a vw?

[yogi-bear]

You're most welcome, sara x

zzxxee, Lets just say Croydon has changed a lot from what it used to be like......even though i do have to go there sometimes to play gigs at various clubs ....today i was nearer to Thornton Heath just down the road......but i went into Croydon for a short while before heading down the A23 home. :0) x

[boxtops]

Believe me ttfn, last time I was reelly reelly ill and couldn't keep anything in anywhere (sorry for the detail), I could have wee'd a tractor and not noticed....

[zzxxee]

noo i live in bristol jj i told you before i crunch carrots drive a tractor and worship at the temple of the wurzels
lol

[boxtops]

Oh no, zzxxee drives the tractor, I shouldn't have used that analogy!

[ttfn]

Thanks for the smile boxy (;-))

[joggerjayne]

Croydon ... chav central ... the only place where "fashion statement" means ...

... buying a new velour track suit !

[zzxxee]

no where on earth is as chavvy as knowle west in bristol !!!!

[boxtops]

jj, I had a very nice sea green velour one... so one of us is on dodgy ground....!!! (:-p)

[NoMercy]

Fair play to you, Seagull... you do have some wonderfully inventive threads... x

[karenmac60]

JJ, what about a sneeze and a lady fart (queef) - is that a sneef or a queeze?

[zzxxee]

queef i love it lol

[joggerjayne]

LOL at "queef"

That has to be a sneef, surely ?

Although it might give your guests a touch of queaze !