Nuts....

[john1066]

It says on the side of my jar of peanut butter; "Produced in a factory which uses nuts." Learning all the time!..Do they think i'm a nut ?

[marval]

It says on some sleeping tablets "May make you drowsy," how daft is that?

You would think they would know it is obvious that peanut butter contains nuts.

[joggerjayne]

Amusing warnings ...

http://www.rinkworks.com/said/warnings.shtml

[boxtops]

It's like the famous instruction on the airline nuts - Open, Eat Nuts.

[yogi-bear]

Peanut butter.........yuk, yuk and double yuk..............i love salted nuts though...weird, eh? :0)

[webbo3]

on bags of sainsburys peanuts it says "WARNING CONTAINS NUTS" , err, thats why im buying them..




Dave.

[society]

Everyone is nuts to a point, John. :-)

[stewey]

Sign on a baby carriage: "REMOVE BABY BEFORE FOLDING CARRIAGE".

[john1066]

Yogi-bear...It's lovely....Try eating a teaspoonful straight out of the jar...It glues your dentures together for ages...

[yogi-bear]

Hi John,

If i do, i'll probably puke......so pass, my good man :0)

......now marmite.............hmmmmm, nice

[lardhelmet]

I think it's the look and consistency of peanut butter that I think is so minging. And how people can eat jam & peanut butter sarnies is belong belief.

[lardhelmet]

*beyond

[yogi-bear]

Agreed.... and cheers, lardy....now where's the bucket?......:0(

[boxtops]

lardy I was just about to post the same thing about the jam, but I thought people would vomit - now they have...

[society]

You never had a good sarnie until you ate a peanut-butter, strawberry jam and cheese sarnie ;-)

[yogi-bear]

society,

That is totally disgusting............i can feel my chicken jalfrezi wanting to make a guest re-appearance, so excuse me while i go and flannel my boat-race :0) x

[society]

Try it, you might like it. You never know eh... :-)

[yogi-bear]

Pass.............bleuuuppppppp :0(

if i had a smelly fish, you would be in so much trouble, society

[society]

Keep you smelly and not-so-smelly fish. I don't mess with those creatures.

[lardhelmet]

Sorry all - didn't want to make you all barf!