The things that Kids Say

[BertiWooster]

I was listening to the radio this morning , where parents were advising of embarrising things that their kids had said in public .

One little girl said to someone -

'' my dad has to bath and put me to bed at nights , because my mum is always in the the pub every night ''

Turns out her mum had a part time job at this pub.


Another girl was travelling on the bus with her mum , who was pointing out different animals in the fields .
Her little girl shouted at the top of her voice -

'' look mum , there is a black cow in front of us ''

To which a coloured lady on the bus seated in front of them turned round , displaying a frosty look in their direction .


What embarrasing things have your kids siad in public , which made you cringed ?

[Woody23]

Queuing at the Tesco checkout, my 3 year old daughter (the one with the loudest voice!) spotted a "vertically challenged" chap a few feet ahead of us. "Look Dad", she exclaimed "that man is as tall as me!" . "Yes" said I, in hushed tones, "he's a dwarf". Georgie looked bemused for a moment...

..."but where's his hat?"

[sherrardk]

When my oldest son was about 2 1/2 I had to go to the chemists with him (it was quite posh where we lived) and he sat on a chair scratching and shouting at the top of his voive 'I've got nits I have' (which was true). You can imagine the looks I got.

[glenis]

my brother must have been about 4 when we were in church ,and the vicar was giving the blessing -in the name of the father the son and the holy ghost ,and in the split second that the vicar paused for a breath , my brother piped up in a loud voice aww ghost !!!