does he like me? (i understand it's long.):

[cookiemonsterxox]

okay, so i had this conversation with my best guy friend, whom of which i like:

me: Okayokay. I'm tired of the secret.
If you SWEAR that you won't freak out, die, ignore me, avoid me, etc, then i'll tell you the secret.
him: ok.
me: You swear.
Completely.
And you're not lying like you always do? (he always promises that i can sit with him at lunch and it doesn't happen.)
him: i swear.
me: okay.
you're right.
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him: About what
me: the secret.
him: what u never told me
me: do i need to spell this out for you? O.o
him: yes
me: okay. remember your first guess on what the secret was?
that was right.
him: what did i say
me: ohmygod.
here, can you understand this?
i l i k e y o u.
him: no and i wont belive u untlill u telll it to my face
me: AWW BUT COME ON.
It was hard enough to text it to you. );
him: idc
me: why don't you believe me?
him: idk
me: so you don't believe me?
him: i do but u have to telll it to my face or i wont talk to u (we always joke around like this, but i don't know if he was serious or what.)
me: but. but. why? ):
him: idk
me: dude you're confusing me.
him: exacly
me: ... so are you confused, too?
him: nooo
me:kay.
but i'm only saying it to your face if you like me back,
and if you don't idc.
him: sorry.
me: what?

then he never replied.
does sorry mean that he doesn't like me?
he constantly flirts with me. like,
he writes "i ♥ -his name-" on my hand every day.
he always winks at me playfully, etc.
he'll say "i love you. you're pretty. oh wait, it's opposite day. i hate you. you're hideous."
do you think you can clear this up for me? thanks.(:

[Sqad]

Sorry.
Got halfway down your problem.......then lost interest.

[askyourgran]

Blimey fancy going all round the houses to find out whether he likes you or not, He sounds a bit of a nutter to me, Just ask him to say Yes Or NO.

[bobjugs12]

I've had someone translate the conversation into English for me, so I can now comment.

He's gay!

[jackthehat]

Ask your mummy to have a word with his mummy.............

[craft1948]

Well the thread title was reasonably interesting................