Oh Dear.....

[ummmm]

Just had the school on the phone. My 13 year old son is causing concern about his sexual behaviour. He continuously walks round with his hands down his trousers, is making sexual comment to girls....and generally just being a perv.

I just spoke to Ginger about it....his answer 'whatever you do don't send him to his room again. That week he spent in his room taught him the joys of yanking'

That seems to be true.....He spent a whole week in his room and never complained once..!!!!

Were all boys like that? I can't remember.....

[ummmm]

It's probably (hopefully) not. Like I said, the school is pretty strict. Some of the things they phone me about makes me want to laugh.

[cazzz1975]

when I was at school one boy in my class got his penis out and asked me if I would like to stroke it.

I would have a word with him ummm, tell him he can do it in private but not in public

[Bbbananas]

cazzz - did you?

[society]

Maybe he has a rash and it's itching and he's scratching in his own way.

Seriously, you should ask him if it's itching.

Hello Ummmy and all. XX

[Davethedog]

Salla beat me to it.

[peter-andre]

cazzzz,

Duck........FORE!!!! x

[Sqad]

salla.....LOL.

[cazzz1975]

I declined salla, It was mid lesson at the teacher had gone into the store cupboard for a nanosecond :o

[ummmm]

Lol....

He's not itchy...

[cazzz1975]

a phrase I rarely have to use peter ;)

[Bbbananas]

Could have been worse... could have been the teacher who had asked you to stroke it...

Yes ummm.. you ought to check the boy hasn't got crabs or scabies or something. Bless his little cottons...