So I just went to get petrol for the first time in my new car but I couldn't get the blooming petrol cap off! I had to ask the guy on the next pump to do it for me! Which he did, just like that! That was all well and good but then I got in the car after paying and realised the flies of my jeans were open! How embarrassing!
Someone please tell me they've done something just as, if not more so, embarrassing than that today..
Actually I thought of something more embarrassing. I walked into the windscreen repair place and announced to an office full of men "I've got a dirty great crack". They collapsed laughing and I went scarlet.