My boyfriend has left me for a yukka.

[coggles]

i've been thinking something must be up for a while now, as he has always talked more to the yukka than he does to me, but i have now found out he is sending really rude txt messages to it and he has started calling it babe and i just don't know what to do, shall i just chuck the yukka or ditch them both?

[coggles]

just thought i would let you know the latest. the reason i haven't been on here for a while is because it was my boyfriends giro day yesterday and so he bought loads of vodka, redbull and fags and we ended up getting bladdered and then he told me he loved me and we went to bed. We watched trisha today and it got me telling him how jellous i was of Babe, the yukka, and he said i shouldn't be and in the end we fought it would be a good idea if i buyed a plant just for me. So i buyed one of those plants that eats flies, the ones that have those spiky bits and snap shut when you put something in it. i've told him that if he spends too much time talking, especially dirty, to the yukka that i will make him put his thingy in my plant. if only i could just get rid of these scabs i would be really happy. fanx all for your help. ( .) ( . )

[coggles]

And anuverfing, i haven't been txting your man jenny Tools, honest. now you've got me worried, if my man is txtin your man do you think he is going, you know, off women? an the reason he takes his cap off in doors is coz he has the same scabs on his head and he likes to pick them while i'm warming up the kebabs. an he likes the kappa logo coz he thinks it looks rude. i know there are plenty of fish in the sea, but he is a bit if a sperm whale an i really don't fancy getting down with a cod.

[freyabutland]

chuck em both if he really loved you he would stick to you he i not worth it kk...