My turn for nonsense

[B00]

My daughter's favourite poem, and I laugh my socks off each time I hear it too, I'm easily pleased...

Algy met a bear
The bear met Algy
The bear was bulgy
The bulge was Algy.

C'mon, admit it, you smiled, didn't you?

[steg]

good point missn

[marval]

Ode Tae a Bumble Bee by Stuart McLean


Wee hoverin’, fleein’ ferlie fello’,
Wi’ yer stripes o’ black and yello’,
Yer ever sae bonnie, so ye ur,
Like a spring lamb – only smaller and withoot the fur,
But see if ye ever sting me oan the bum again,
Ah’m gonnae jump on yer heid so Ah um.

[boxtops]

I know Marval's version of the Fuzzy Wuzzy poem.
The Algy poem took me back, B00, a long time since I heard it, I had forgotten it...and I love the bumble bee one, my Scottish in-laws will appreciate that.

[McMouse]

Ooey Gooey was a worm,
A big fat worm was he.
He sat upon a railway track,
A train he did not see.
The train came roaring round the bend,
The driver gave a squeal,
The guard got out his pocket knife,
And scraped him off the wheel.
Ooey Gooey!

[pastafreak]

I remember the Algy poem,and FuzzyWuzzy -marvals version-was my own fav as a child.

[B00]

Lovin' the Ooey Gooey one! That's ace!

[lindapinda]

Always loved this one,from a nonsense book;-)
Mary Pugh was nearly 2
When she went out of doors.
She went out standing up she did,
But came back on all fours.
The moral of this story,
Please meditate,and pause,
Never send a baby out
With loosely waisted drawers!