When visiting the doctor

[McMouse]

do you use euphemism to describe things?

Bits.............................Genitalia
Squits.........................Diarrhoea
Bunged up.................Constipated


Got any more?

[woofgang]

no i don't euphemise, I just say what I'd say.

[bc7683023]

STD.......................Somewhat Tasty Donuts

[dustypuss]

A mate! of mine told the doc that his snake had lost its bite

[rowanwitch]

My GP knows I am an ex nurse and would wet herself if I tried being all coy about my bits

[mccfluff]

fanny batter and man paste

[snags]

^ Yes... they are much better than the biological terms aren't they...

[Bbbananas]

Oh fluff... yuck.

[mccfluff]

you...... saying yuck.......
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

hairy meat pie then

[cupid04]

front bottom

[Bbbananas]

snags, who the fluff is that guy blowing on the implement in his mouth?

[snags]

vibra... sign out of fluffs account now...

salla... it is Vic Reeves as one member of 'Mulligan and O'Hare'

http://www.ff.e-mansi...os/Smells/S1E2MO1.jpg

[mccfluff]

vertical hamburger?

btw these are all from my boss i would never say such things...