Some one liners for you...

[Jemisa]

Have you got some to add?

A thing not worth doing isn't worth doing well.

Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?

All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.

. I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem.

I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.

The meek shall inherit the earth.....after we're through with it.

If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already.

Ham and Eggs: A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.

Lord, if I can't be skinny, please let all my friends be fat.

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die

.Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career

jem.

[NoMercy]

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who mucks up your day, and may their arms be too short to scratch it.

[Jemisa]

Thankyou folks for all your contributions, some funny ones there.

jem

[MarkRae]

One in Kate's Bush is worth ten in the hand.

You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead.

[society]

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered drawer.

Follow your dreams, except for that one where you're naked at work.

They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.

[Mamyalynne]

Only left handers are in their right mind.

[society]

I just got lost in thought, and it was unfamiliar territory.

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.

[Jemisa]

I luv 'em luv 'em luv 'em, suttle and funny. Well Done.

jem

[marval]

Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old, as long as she buys him a few drinks first.