FAO Bobjugs.

[NoMercy]

Hey babe... my phone is dead as a fart.

I was just reading my texts when my phone died. I'll charge it and call you when I get back to Hereford.

[bobjugs12]

Ok baby, thought it had.

How's you anyway? Finished packing yet?
xxx

[bobjugs12]

PS Do farts actually die?? I thought, as just an inanimate expulsion of noxious gas, it would not be classed as a living organism, therefore impossible to be classed as deceased. Maybe i'm wrong though. Oh well, you live and learn

[NoMercy]

Almost. Just had a sneezing fit from all the dust. lol

You missing me? lol

[NoMercy]

You still round your Bro's? Have you been drinking?