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I was thinking of starting a new religion devoted to my beloved car..... but it seems that mazdaism is already taken. Any suggestions?
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.L Ron Hubbard did quite well out of inventing scientology so perhaps mazdaology would work after all mazdas work, the dao bit in the middle looks kind of mystical and the ology makes it look as if it is grounded in some sort of reality however spurious. You could be on to a winner and I'll be quite happy with only 1% of your takings (financial) if you use my suggestion. By the way you will need some kind of myth to base it all on. I just happen to have a book of myths......(cheap)
Mazda myth 1. Mazda gets struck by lightning(standard ingredient) The engines ECU somehow(it doesn't matter how) becomes a conduit to a race of super intelligent extra-terrestrials (they would have to be wouldn't they). As the owner of the car you are now the high priest and can interpret the messages that are displayed on the trip computer. Its a difficult job but someone has to do it..
When Gods get involved they often change the name of the entity they inhabit to represent the embodiment of spirit. Abram became Abraham etc
You can change Mazda to any name you like.
For a good few tips on setting up a cult Googe the cult Infinity Forms of Yellow Rememeber. This guy really knows how to make a joke of spiritual names yet they are still faithful.
You can change Mazda to any name you like.
For a good few tips on setting up a cult Googe the cult Infinity Forms of Yellow Rememeber. This guy really knows how to make a joke of spiritual names yet they are still faithful.
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