Men

[Handbaglady]

1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If we put a man on the moon – we should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man’s mind wander – it’s too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger men. You might as well – they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same – they just have different faces so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don’t make fools of men – most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something: suggest he’s too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered in the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical time, men wouldn’t ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you’re interested in, tell him cheque books.
14. Remember: a sense of humour does not mean you tell him jokes; it means you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

[piggynose]

would you say you were vindictive, heartbroken or hate men?

[boxtops]

this must be from the US, it says diapers. Sorry handbaglady, but I don't find it funny - and not true.

[boxtops]

PS - except for No. 12 of course.

[Handbaglady]

My husband died three years ago. I suppose he helped my outlook about men. There are a few good ones but I've yet to find one. They've usually been snapped up.

[Handbaglady]

No offence boxtops. It was given to me by a friend several years ago.

[waterboatman]

A female friend reckons all the best looking men have already got boyfriends.

[Handbaglady]

You could be right their waterboatman.

[joeluke]

You know what they say........a hard man is good to find