Who can work this out the quickest.. (no cheating!!)

[Charlie911]

What went to India, stopped there, and then came back again because it never went there?



...Several family member just could not work this out and so I asked my really dippy sister. She worked it out in 2 seconds flat and swore she'd never heard it before!

[emeritus]

A watch or a clock ?

[micmak]

The only thing I can think of is India Pale Ale. I hope at some point you will give the answer.

[carmalee]

wristwatch

[tamborine]

BTs offshore accounting

[berniecuddles]

my luggage!

[berniecuddles]

an email !!

[tamborine]

donations to disaster funds

[cupid04]

press 3 if you want to.....[my phone call to my bank]

[Charlie911]

Well done micmak, correct answer. For anyone who didn't get it read it again and look at the answer.

However Bernie6969 was the funniest answer!! Hope you find your luggage soon lol :-D

[carmalee]

sorry but I still think wristwatch answers the question.

[factor-fiction]

Sorry but I still don't get why it's Indian Pale Ale

[Sqad]

Neither do I.

[squarebear]

"Watch" certainly makes a lot more sense than Pale Ale.

[bibblebub]

and i can't believe that a "dippy sister" would ever have heard of india pale ale

[bibblebub]

...unless that is dippy as in dipsomaniac

[carmalee]

the grammar is incorrect to mean someone drank a beer, stopped off in India without peeing then boarded a plane back home (flight time is probably too long too)

[squarebear]

In that case it could be any drink or food.

[factor-fiction]

Possibly carmalee, but why Indian Pale Ale (could be any drink) and why India (could be Newcastle or anywhere)?

[factor-fiction]

Please can you explain it, Charlie911!
Thanks

[Charlie911]

Factor30: I don't know wher Pale Ale ever came into it. The question was "What went to India, stopped there, and then came back again because it never went there?"

I gave emeritus the 'best answer' becasue he got the answer first, but yes carmalee I would of accepted wristwatch if that had been the first answer.

But Pale Ale??? Blame micmak for that (1st or 2nd answer) I said nothing about that lol! Blimey it's hard work lol