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I want the earth to swallow me up now ! ! I have just been doing housework and nipped out, wearing the same jeans I wore yesterday, not even realising a great 'rip' from the seam between my bum cheeks ! ! Exposing my underwear ! !! OMG, been to petrol station, Sainsburys, M&S, Boots, OMG, wonder how long I have been walking around like this ????? How come I didnt notice/feel it earlier, didnt feel any draft around my buttocks at all either ! ! OMG the shame.....Im laughing now, but the shame.....
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.So funny Karen ! ! Love it....and if it weren't for Adam n Eve messing about in the beginning, we wouldnt be caring about being naked ! ! Why did they have to go apple scrumping in the garden of eden anyway ?? (If you believe in Adam n Eve that it, I dont)....but please no one give me a religious lecture just now..
A few years ago, I needed to pick up a heavy package (an APC SmartUPS) at work - as I was bending over to get into the correct position for a heavy lift, I heard a rip, and supposed that I had split my trousers.
When I inspected the damage, I found that I had indeed split the seam - I was basically left with two trouser legs hanging from the belt loop.
One of my colleagues witnessed this - and told everyone - I got so many texts of congratulation it overflowed the inbox on my phone.
When I inspected the damage, I found that I had indeed split the seam - I was basically left with two trouser legs hanging from the belt loop.
One of my colleagues witnessed this - and told everyone - I got so many texts of congratulation it overflowed the inbox on my phone.