The Liverpool mess

[bibblebub]

The court case started today and now there's an improved offer from Lim, a ManU fan, to further mess things up.

Is the current court case (forget about any appeals) due to last just a couple of days or might that drag on and on?

[joeluke]

^ "since it is one of my threads"

?????

Are you a leper on here or something?

[bibblebub]

you are now infected so if you find that a program or two has stop working don't be surprised

[cazzz1975]

you have to admire joeluke's persistance in continuing to joke despite the bad feedback ;)

[joeluke]

Anyone know how to cancel an eBay bid?

I bid on a Mickey Mouse outfit and I'm now minutes away from owning Liverpool FC!.

[bibblebub]

7 mins without a joeluke posting - is this a record?

[joeluke]

Liverpool John Lennon airport has been shut for the past 8 hours due to a "Suspicious car".

Apparently it had tax, insurance and the radio was still in it.

[joeluke]

http://4.bp.blogspot....s400/back_to_work.jpg

[bibblebub]

Any more before you get on to The Big Boys Bumper Book of Buffoonery Vol. 2?

[joeluke]

Bloke pulls a scouse bird, they go back to her place and have great sex.

Afterwards he says, "If you think that was good, let me sleep for a half hour, and we can have even better sex. But while I'm sleeping, hold my testicles in your left hand and my penis in your right hand." Girl looks a bit perplexed, but says, "Okay."

He sleeps for half an hour,awakens, and they have even better sex. Then he says, " That was wonderful, but if you let me sleep for an hour, we can have the best sex yet. But again, hold my testicles in your left hand, and my penis in your right hand."

She is a little puzzled and so asks, "Ok, but tell me, does my holding your testicles in my left hand and your penis in my right stimulate you while you're sleeping?"

He replies, "No, the last time I slept with a Scouser, she stole my wallet!"

[joeluke]

One day a Jew, a Hindu, and a scouser all arrived at their hotel to find that there had been a mix-up with the bookings, and that there was only one room left for them to share. The manager explained that this room only had two beds, but that there was a barn at a neighbouring farm which the farmer, an old friend of his, would let one of them sleep in free of charge.

They complained a bit, but since there was nowhere else to go, the Jew graciously said he’d sleep inthe barn. The Hindu and the scouser were just settling down to sleep in their room, when there was a knock on the door. It was the Jew.

“I’m sorry,” he said, “but there’s a pig in that barn and because I’m Jewish I feel uncomfortable about sharing the barn with it.” “No problem,” said the Hindu. “I’ll sleep out there instead.” So off he went to the barn, leaving the scouser and the Jew to share the room.

They were just settling down to sleep, when there was a knock on the door. It was the Hindu. “I’m sorry,” he said, “but there’s a cow in that barn and because I’m a Hindu I feel uncomfortable about sharing the barn with it.”

The scouser grudgingly agreed to give up his bed and stomped off to the barn, leaving the Jew and the Hindu to share the room. The Jew and the Hindu were just settling down to sleep, when there was a knock on the door.

It was the cow and the pig…….