A man and his wife went to the zoo. They noticed the gorilla had got a hard on as he looked at the wife. Her husband says "Lift your skirt up flash your knickers and tease him!" The ape goes mental. "Now get your tits out !" The ape goes Fluffing berserk! The husband opens the cage and pushes his wife in. "Now try telling THAT lovely fluffster you've got a headache!