Useful Tips

[bobjugs12]

1) Don't eat yellow snow
2) Never tell your (now ex) partner during a drunken argument "I may be an *** but i'll sober up, you'll always be a fat ugly munter"
3) If you feel the urge to vomit out of a moving vehicle make sure you face away from the direction of travel
4) Don't p1ss on an electric fence

.....carry on....

[bobjugs12]

Malaria and Chlamydia are not good names to call your kids
Waterboarding is not an extreme version of surfing
Saying your grilfrined looks old on a website that she frequents and has lots of mates on is very bad for your health
Smoking is big, it is clever, and the chicks fluffing love it!

[bobjugs12]

Butch, have I ever told you how much I admire and respect you. I wish I was even a quarter as cool as you. You are my hero and my idol........












......please don't show her, please