Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Good evening one and all and welcome once again to the Club.

Drinks and nibbles will doubtless be arriving soon, so please everyone draw up your chairs to the fire and get cosy for another doubtless eventful club night.

The Committee have been in session for most of the week , mainly discussing the raffle. As regular attenders will know, there have been certain allegations made, sometimes sotto voce, but nevertheless allegated, that the raffle draws are less than fair.

This has been a source of concern to the Committee, so it has decided to Take a View.
Once the View has been decided, the Committee will inform members in the usual manner.

So far we have the following donations for this week's raffle:

2 packets of Extra Strong Mints
1 tube of denture fixative
6 bars of Wright's Coal Tar Soap
and a bottle of Cod Liver Oil (only a couple of teaspoons removed).

[Mamyalynne]

Good night dear Anne, watch that good arm in the mangle.

Alex have you had too many tailcocks dear??

Ena says goodnight all the lathe work has taken its toll

[alexanderd]

Goodnight Anne I think you may be right Mamy but I will have another one if there are any left before I toddle off to bed

[Mamyalynne]

Of course you may, let us huddle by the dying embers,and toast to happy times ahead.

[DaisyNonna]

Rose Hip Syrup is what you need to see you through the winter. Please accept this bottle for the raffle.
Cod liver oil should be taken with malt.
Excuse me, Neil Diamond is making me feel ooohh!

[Mamyalynne]

Oh Daisy he does doesn't he, thanks so much for the syrup full of vit C

[Jemisa]

Hello folks, its me, yes late again, been busy, been polishing Hs medals he's in the parade tomorrow. Had to get his suit out to air too (moth-balls Phewww!)
I've slipped a small flask in his pocket it gets cold waiting about for Her Maj.

Coming up the drive I was knee deep in leaves, where is the gardener? He's ok I know coz I saw him in the Duck & Partridge earlier.

I'm sorry I missed her Ladyship again He & She have retired early again I see (cough)
I did have some raffle itams but I'll see if I can get them there next week. They were only A writing pad (no lines)
sorry about the scribble on first page (rugrats) A bunch of keys (may come in handy) & some brown toilet paper (doesn't match my decor)
I hope all have been warm & cozy in this cold weather, I've dug my HWB out but its not good for my chillblanes.
It was nice to chat must fly got an early start tomorrow & I need to charge my battery overnight,

jem

[Mamyalynne]

Jemisa so sorry to have missed your fleeting visit, those prizes will be great next week and am sure you will be very proud of Mr J tomorrow, night.

[DaisyNonna]

Found myself dancing around the living room, glass of scotch in hand, (pity I gave up smoking) listening to Neil, wonderingwhy my parents did not call me Caroline.

[alexanderd]

well its been a lovely night but I will off to bed and see you all next week I hope .

[Mamyalynne]

Daisy you may not believe me but my late husband spent a few nights as his boozing partner in New York in 1972, the consensus is that he is a lovely man. Enjoy your tipple I will smoke a cig in your honour.

[DaisyNonna]

Thanks Mamy. Sweet dreams.

[Mamyalynne]

Are you off to your bed Daisy, do sleep well.

[Mamyalynne]

Doors closing at 1.30 all have a safe journey home and any lost property can be collected next week, bar this rose hip syrup is fab in my voddy.

Night mamya

[jno]

DaisyNonna, you probably know this but Neil recently admitted Caroline was Caroline Kennedy

[Mamyalynne]

Goodnight everyone the minutes of tonights meeting will be severely altered and warped and characters may be changed to protect the innocent, see you next week.

Mamya (aka Matron, dogsbody and Alfie's mum)

[alexanderd]

mamy how can you protect the innocent in here? none of us are!!!