Went to the pub next door this evening, haven't been there before so didn't really know what to expect, they have this beautiful golden retriever, seemed really placid at first, stroking him etc... then, he decided to get a it closer, by that i mean, full on mounting my leg, giving it the beans! it took me a good 2-3 minutes to fight the f***er off, he was like a tank, every time he came close to me then you could just see he was back for more, at one point he even pushed me backwards onto the bench seat behind me! i'm terrified to go back there now lol! Frisky b@stard!
It's your own fault - that poor dog's probably had its eye on you for ages, living next door, keeping it waiting all that time, so finally, when you decide to visit its home it can contain its lust no longer !!! Can't really blame it because you're a pr**k teaser, can you???