The 'Happy' Meal'

[Jemisa]

> > A while back, when I was considerably younger, my date picked me up at my parents home.
> >
> > He'd scraped together enough money to take me to a very nice
> > restaurant.
> >
> > I ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Shrimp cocktail,
> > Lobster, Champagne .
> >
> > He asked me, “Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at
> > home?”
> >
> > “No,” I replied. “but then my mother's not expecting a *** tonight.”
> >
> > He said "enjoy"...


jem

[Count-A-Strong]

what, no baked spuds ;-)

[Davethedog]

Did he get one ;-)

[Sqad]

LOL....LOL..with me,it would have been Fish Chips and Peas, bread and butter, cup of tea and then I would have bought myself a ****

[zzxxee]

lol x

[Count-A-Strong]

Hey sqad, I've taken a few nurses to Harry Ramsdens. Works every time (even on Sisters)

[Sqad]

Count...where..Guiseley or Liverpool?

[Count-A-Strong]

Ha Ha sqad - Guisley of course (and you know which 'hospital' that's near)

[Sqad]

Count.....there was one Theatre Sister in a well known northern teaching hospital who would do a "turn" for a lift home...........she has been known to "do it" in the back of an ambulance.....LOL
More to the story.......but later.

[Sqad]

Count....I do......LOL

[Jemisa]

No spuds count.

A friend sent me this in an email and I thought it a bit naughty & wondered if ED would remove it, but also thought some would smile.
I dunno Dave.Funnily enough I remember when I was sweet 16 going into a hairdressers and booking a '***' and couldn't make out why everyone thought it so funny.

jem

[Count-A-Strong]

you dirty old devil. Sometimes a fish butty would work.

[Mamyalynne]

Was dessert as good as promised Jem?

I missed out on my 'Happy meal' with sqad and may never live it down..

[Sqad]

Well, a new Consultant was appointed and "she" latched on to him straight away, so he took her to a meeting in Dublin, first class hotel, wined her and dined her and I was voted the one to tell him that he had wasted his money as she would have done a turn for half of bitter and a lift home......LOL.......LOL

[Jemisa]

Grrr! - Ed's been at it again.

The word is BL0WJ0B

[Count-A-Strong]

For a fish butty jem?

[Jemisa]

NO count. I've got a big dislike of fish now since I was fed Fish morning noon and night a few years ago when I was in hosp. Can't stand the smell of the stuff Yukk!
jem