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What started this train of thought was that last night we had a dinner party and an Irish friend told the following story in his lovely Cork accent - you will have to imagine that. A man goes to a greyhound race promoter and says " I have the fastest dog in the country, but I have problem, he can only run fast curving to the right and I wonder what I should do". The promoter says " What he needs is some lead on the left side of his head" and the man says "How should I apply it ?" and the promoter says " With a pistol ".