Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open. (if a little late...)

Good Evening and welcome to all.

The house feels rather empty now that everyone has gone away after the Christmas/New Year break, but that will soon be remedied when Club Members arrive.

Please feel free to eat up the remaining cake etc as it is already out of date.
However, do not offer any to lordalex or Uncle Joe, as they have decided to restrict their intake of cake for a few weeks. (Trouble with their bottom waistcoat buttons they say.)

As there are several rollover raffle prizes languishing in the boot room, there is no need for Members to bring contributions this week ...unless, of course, they would like to contribute to the building fund or the garden fund or the animal feed fund or the holiday fund.....Mamyalynne will show you the Direct Debit forms in the Upper Study.


New members are always welcome. Qualifications and certifications may be presented to any Committee member for scrutiny.

[Mamyalynne]

Goodnight dear Alex, yes my new wee boy is a joy to behold.

[DaisyNonna]

Fair enough Mike. Sunderland was my maternal grandfather's home.
Can nearly understand the dialect.

[DaisyNonna]

Think about it Mike. If you did not have no education the double negative ensures that you did have some education. Probably quite a lot.

[ladyalex]

Sorry, been in the kitchen enjoying a small snack. Good night Starrybucky and Alexanderd. I feel that tonight will stay in your memory for some time..well, five minutes at least.
Daisy, why on earth are you engaging in conversation with this oik ?
He has enough chips on his shoulders to feed the whole of Sunderland.

[DaisyNonna]

Like a challenge. Bored.

[mike11111]

No reprieve for you, madam, come the day.

[Mamyalynne]

Did someone mention chips, tonight's antics have made me peckish.

[ladyalex]

This one's for you , Mike 1111111111111

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B96qKs4-EI8

[DaisyNonna]

Come the day. Come the hour.

[ladyalex]

Well, it's been a blast as usual , folks. (Even you Mike 11111111111111)

Thanks for all the laughs and see you all next week ,if we're spared.
ladyalex :-))

[Mamyalynne]

Good night Milady, by gum he liked his tailcocks too eh?

Sweet dreams.

[mike11111]

LOL, m'lady, what memories! See, you've got me touching my foreskin (damn, forelock) already.Yous aristos is dead cunning!

[Mamyalynne]

Steady Mike, do have a drink and let us get along, I am after all the hired help. Costs me a fortune to work here.

[Mamyalynne]

Great night everyone, five minutes to collect any left belongings, hope to see you all next week.

Mamya