In our house I pay some of the bills & Mr O pays anothers. We both wanted to watch different TV programmes and he threw in the comment "I pay the TV licence so I have the final say."
I pointed out that I pay for the electricity. The dispute got a bit heated so I've cut the plug off the TV and told him to try watching his programme now.
Dear mrs_o - you should sell tickets for the next one, I would pay good money to see you in full flight. This has reminded me of the ones a few months ago where he had washed your LBN and locked his car keys inside his motor!
It has made me wonder if you are due to renew your wedding vows any time soon...?
Hmmmm - any small person available as a food taster first?
Remember the old wireless programme - A Life Of Bliss?
I hope you have an enjoyable evening mrs-o, the best part of rowing was always the making up afterwards ☺