Stuttering Cat...

[Jemisa]

Stuttering Cat - as explained by a 7 year old pupil......


A teacher is explaining biology to her junior class students.

"Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a pussy-cat who stuttered."

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

'Well', she began, 'I was in my back garden with my cat and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our garden!"

'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.

'It really was,' said the little girl.

'My cat raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF," but before she could say 'Fukc!,' the Rottweiler ate her!

The teacher had to leave the room.

[Buenchico]

I keep thinking that your jokes can't possibly get any worse but, without fail, they always do ;-)

[carlton23]

I`ve copied & pasted it to several friends, lol.

[tamborine]

jem doesn't want to fail, Chris

[Buenchico]

They've probably just become 'ex-friends', Carlton23!

[scotman]

That is a belter Jem

[scotman]

Have any of you read any of the books by Gervase Phinn? He is an ex school inspector who has published books on this subject.

[carlton23]

Buenchico, I don`t think so, you should see what they e-mail to me.....disgusting, but funny.

[pastafreak]

LOL!!

Jem...you're not as innocent as your avatar suggests....heehee.. ;-))

[Jemisa]

OH Thanks! Chris - I love you too,

Now you've upset me & its my B/day too (sniff)

[pips1]

Gervaise Phinn is very good, went to one of his evenings locally and he was hilarious so bought his books.

[marval]

Good joke Jem and happy birthday

[carlton23]

20mins left HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEMISA.

[wildwood]

//Jem...you're not as innocent as your avatar suggests...//

I think you're right pastafreak. You'd think we have a Susan Boyle type here but........