talking dog
A man is driving through a run down State in the US. He sees an old shack with a sign out front saying "talking dog for sale". In the front yard there was an old dog. The man says "so you can talk right?". The dog says "Yip". The man, taken aback to find a talking talk says "tell me your story". The dog says " well, I discovered when I was very young that I could talk so I went to the governmnet and got a job with the CIA. I went ALL over the world,listening in at meeting etc. Nobody thought a talk could understand or talk so I heard all sorts of secrets. I did that job for several years, got loads of medals but got fed up so I came home, got married ,had a load of kids, then went to work for airport security. I mingled with all the people and heard all sorts of plans and schemes. I stopped many terrorist attacks, drug smuggling plans etc but again, I just got bored. I'm now old and just want a quiet life " The man goes to the owner and asks how much. Owner says $5. The man says, "WHAT? For a TALKING dog, are you kidding, he's amazing" The owner says, "yeah but he's a liar, He never did ANY of that."