Man in hospital...

[ummmm]

Man in hospital bed wearing oxygen mask over his mouth.

"Nurse" he mumbles

"Are my testicles black?"

Nurse raises his gown, holds his dick in one hand & his balls in the other, she takes a close look & says....

"There's nothing wrong with them Sir"

Man pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her & says very slowly,

"Thanks for that, it was lovely.... but listen very very carefully.....

"Are-my-test-re-sults-back?"

[marval]

lol

[Sqad]

LOL

[Zeuhl]

Is that the same nurse who made a tragic mistake when a doctor sent her over to a male patient and told her to "slip off his spectacles"?

[cupid04]

Made me smile!

[ummmm]

haha...

[Jemisa]

Oldie but Goody.

[mrs.chappie]

I've heard it before but it still made me laugh.