Baggage

[marval]

As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.

When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead raccoons. "Do you wish to check the raccoons through as luggage?" she asked.

"No, thanks," replied the vultures. "They're carrion."

[GrumpyPom]

oh dear. :-)

[boxtops]

LOL, now that one I really like!

[heathfield]

Very punny! ;-)

[DTCwordfan]

Two vultures were in the desert eating a dead clown. The first vulture asks the second vulture: "Does this taste funny to you?"

Q) What did one vulture say to the other vulture?
A) I've got a bone to pick with you !

Q) "Why do you have a vulture in your birdcage ?"
A) "As a warning to my cat. Last week he ate my parakeet."

Q) Why did the vulture land in the road?
A) Cause the chicken didn't make it.

Q) How long does it take for him to eat the chicken ?
A) Depends on the traffic

[JonnyBoy12]

I must say I found this joke "dead" funny. Keep them coming; we could all do with a laugh.

[marval]

Some more good jokes