New Religion

[kinell]

i am considering starting a new strict religion......seems like a good earner,

could anyone suggest what type of strange uniform and silly haircut i should adopt?

[jackthehat]

It worked for L. Ron Hubbard..........

[McMouse]

Being topical might I suggest decontamination suits and bald heads.

[pa___ul3]

how about an asymetric mohawk and denim dungarees.. a bit like a squiffy Mr T!
Thou shalt pity the fool!

[jackthehat]

I'm not sure if it's part of Scientology 'Theology' that you must invest in hair-weaves, tooth-veneers and shoe-lifts.......

[jomifl]

About time we had a religion based on the moon, then everything we do could be regulated by the moon's phases. Nobody could reasonably deny it's existence. Moon phase symbology could be incorporated into clothing, writing etc. On cloudy nights we could go to the pub instead of church (or 'selene' whatever)

[Ric.ror]

Theres a beautiful poem by Phillip Larkin about starting a religion based on water. Read it and give it a go

[scotman]

Here it is

http://freespace.virg...t/art.house/water.htm

[Ric.ror]

Yes that's the one
It's a lovely idea for a religion and if it was not for my DNA being entrenched in the strange medieval religion of popes and saints I'd join you

[chakka35]

The thing is, kinell, to invent a lot of jolly convenient rules that your new religion insists you obey - like being forbidden to pay for goods in a supermarket on a Wednesday, having your way with any woman of your choice on a Thursday, and so on. When people start objecting to your behaving this way, then, like Catholics demanding the right to be homophobic, you can complain that your religious rights are being denied you. Let me know what you decide and I might join.

[Tuddypat]

Insist that your followers have a big 'mohican' hairdo - but going across the head instead of front to back - and also sideburns and a beard gelled out to match the hairdo, so they look like a sunflower.

Also, tell them they have to call everyone Kevin on Tuesdays, and give you all their money.

Make sure you write these things down on a big scroll, and sign it 'God' at the bottom.

If anyone asks any awkward questions, get the others to kill them.

Good luck with it, and let us know how you get on.

[Old_Geezer]

What strange uniform and silly haircut do you presently sport ?