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[wildwood]

A 75 Year Old Lady rings her local hospital and this conversation follows:

'Hello I'd like some information on a patient, Mrs Tiptree. She was admitted last week with chest pains and I just want to know if her condition has deteriorated, stabilised or improved?'

'Do you know which ward she is in?'

'Yes, ward P, room 2B'

'I'll just put you through to the nurse station.'

'Hello, ward P, how can I help?'

'I would just like some information on a patient, Mrs Tiptree, I was wondering if her condition had deteriorated, stabilised or improved?'

'I'll just check her notes. I'm pleased to say that Mrs Tiptree's conditioned has improved. She has regained her appetite, her temperature has steadied and after some routine checks tonight, she should be well enough to go home tomorrow.'

'Oh that's wonderful news, I'm so happy, thank you ever so much!'

'You seem very relieved, are you a close friend or relative?'

'No, I'm Mrs Tiptree in room 2b. They tell you bugger all in here!!!

[DTCwordfan]

thats very funny if it wasn't true

[DaisyNonna]

YES!

[The-Toff-]

this joke must be 75 years old.

[TheWinner]

The-Toff-
sorry you are wrong, add another 1 in front, 175 years old.

[wildwood]

I really don't care if a joke is 75 seconds or 75 years old. There are always some who haven't heard it before.

[askyourgran]

LOL that is very true.