Can we have a Royal Wedding jokes thread for this week, ED??

[DTCwordfan]

a competiton for a jokes thread for this momentous (?) occasion. Agree all - bet Jemisa will second this?

Here's one to begin with and you can transfer it over there if you agree, Ed.

"I saw on the TV that they have released Royal Wedding condoms, called The Crown Jewels. Aparrently they're, Lavishly Lubed and Regally Ribbed, and when it tears you're Royally Fecked!"

[Bobbisox]

I think this is where it must of came from DT..lol

[DTCwordfan]

Prince William and Kate Middleton are going to have a fairy tale wedding, much like Charles and Diana’s.

You know the one where the brakes on the carriage are cut and the prince marries one of the horses.

[Bobbisox]

I thought it was Charlie who married a horse...(:=)))

[DTCwordfan]

I believe so, bobby.....bet she nags him

[Bobbisox]

groannnnnnnnn
ha-ha
I am off to my pub quiz, be a good lad now
XXXX

[DTCwordfan]

good luck - Tuesday is mine....

[mike11111]

"Then there was Prince Edward's famous remark to Sophie after their first night on honeymoon. 'Do the poor do this? It's much too good for them.'"

That remark is actually attributed to Queen Victoria after her first night with Prince Albert.

[alavahalf]

William and Kate have decided ... No fruitcake at the wedding.
...

Prince Phillip says ... '' I dont give a f--k, I'm still going''..!

[vivandorron]

I haven't a clue as to what Kate is likely to say to Willie on honeymoon.

However, I have heard it alleged that a certain H.R.H. would say to her Prince.........Mountbatten.!!

Ron.

[BestisBest]

Ah... Kate Middleton, the first person to squeeze into Diana's ring since Dodi Al Fayed.

[boxtops]

Bobbi, you mentioned me halfway up page 1 - it wasn't me! a

nd no, a) the jokes will get worse and worse and b) agree with everyone else that the starting joke isn't. I'm glad Ed got in first!

[AB Editor]

TaDa:

http://www.theanswerb.../Question1012100.html

[vivandorron]

Yep, we've got one, but I don't think people are all that interested. Not funny if you are seriously minded ; as I am, although I have posted into the Ed's clickable link; hopefully humorously.

Ron.