red indian!!

[berniecuddles]

red Indian holds his ear to the ground and says "Buffalo come"
man next to him says
"How do you know?"
the red Indian replies
"Face Sticky."

[rowanwitch]

yukkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[berniecuddles]

lol@ rowan

[Answerprancer]

LMAO - keyboard covered in semi-masticated all butter shortbread.

[Cowtipper]

White man speak with forked tongue.

Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground.
One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that Indian?"
"Yeah," says the other cowboy.
"Look," says the first one, "he's listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction."
Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "about two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child in wagon."
"How does he know that?!" says the cowboy to his friend.
The Indian looks up and says, "Ran over me about a half hour ago."

[berniecuddles]

sorry AP do you need a cloth pmsl!!

[flump1]

bernie, thats a good un !!

[Marijn]

Flump, you're avatar is lovely.

[RATTER15]

Flump1, that is topo gigio, i used to watch him on the London Palladium show in the early sixties as a child.

[zabado]

What a cracker !. That's going to the pub with
me come Sunday lunch. Thanks.