A little girl finds her dog dead on its back with his legs in the air.
She asks her dad "why are it's legs in the air, daddy?"
He replies "so jesus can pick him up and take him to heaven."
The next day the girl says to her dad " Daddy, mum nearly died earlier, she's was on her back with her legs in the air sayin jesus I'm coming!, if it wasn't for the binman holding her down we'd have lost her"