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[marval]

One day David Cameron and Nick Clegg walk into a cafe.

A waitress walks up to them and asks if she can take their order.

David leans close to her and says, "Honey, can I have a quickie?"

The waitress is appalled and yells at the Prime minister about women's rights and storms away.

Nick then says, “David, its pronounced 'quiche'."

[wildwood]

10/10 marval. pmsl

[Bobbisox]

and from me marval

[marval]

Thank you both

[albaqwerty]

blooming excellent marval :D

[marval]

Thanks Alba

[DTCwordfan]

yawn, marval, this is really an old one

http://jokes.topstuff.net/joke/jZbKjvAyBKw - same joke not long ago

[DTCwordfan]

and I could load 20 or more sites with the same chetsnut from the web....

[piggynose]

read this on a joke card yesterday in brum.

[DTCwordfan]

and they are 6 years behind the time there...piggynose....(no offence meant if you are a brummie) - I heard this one at least 5 years ago

[piggynose]

i liked the joke card with the granny sitting in front a telly playing a knitting game using 2 wii consoles

[DTCwordfan]

using wire was she?

[piggynose]

or the other card with the bloke having his back waxed, you see the waxer pulling quickly away the sticky waxing tape with the mans genitals attached,

[DTCwordfan]

nice....and ouch